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NC State University Confirmed to be a Furry Friendly Campus

In the last couple of months, furries have had an increased presence at the North Carolina State University campus. The university reaches out to share their thoughts and show their support to those who identify as furries.

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Human Race Theatre Extends Camelot Through June

The small-cast version of the Lerner & Loewe musical, originally scheduled through April 6 (with original extension through April 13) has extended again, now playing through June 15 at the Loft Theater in Dayton, OH

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New Trump taxes announced

Trump announces an unprecedented federal sales of 35% on all goods purchased in the US.

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Aroma Joes Files Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

Portland, ME — In an unexpected announcement that has stunned coffee lovers across the state, Aroma Joe’s Coffee, the iconic regional chain that has been part of Maine's coffee culture for over 25 years, revealed it will close all of its locations in Maine by mid-August 2025.

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Mondo dell'architettura sotto shock: addio a Massimiliano Fuffas

È oggi finito improvvisamente il regno del terrore dell'archistar romano. Sulla lapide posto un busto a sua somiglianza, modellato e stampato in 3D dai suoi schiavi-collaboratori. La lettura del testamento confermerà quota di eredità spettante ad ogni cane.

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Local Beatrice Man Arrested on Beastiality Charges

Local Beatrice man was arrested Tuesday morning after local neighbors notified local Law Enforcement of potential beastiality activity.

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KingsIsle Entertainment Declares Bankruptcy, Wizard101 and Pirate101 Shutting Down

KingsIsle Entertainment has announced bankruptcy, with Wizard101 and Pirate101 shutting down in six months. Declining revenue and player counts led to the decision. Farewell events are planned, and players are encouraged to enjoy the games before the servers go offline.

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Ariana Grande killed in plane crash, dead at 31

At 3:57PM EST Ariana Grande tragically passed away in a plane crash over Las Vegas. Reports state that Grande (31) is a confirmed kill. President Trump has made a shocking statement following the accident on twitter, stating that "Maybe she shouldn't have hired a woman to drive the plane"

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Local Health Inspector Found Sleeping in Car

Killingworth, CT Local surveillance footage found a local health official sleeping in their car.

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7.8 magnitude earthquake rocks Los Franceses, Dominican Republic

248 confirmed dead, 112 injured in largest quake in countries history

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Princess Kate Middleton and Ed Sheeran Caught in Shocking Affair - The Royal Scandal that Could Rock the British Monarchy

In an unbelievable new twist, Princess Catherine, wife of the Duke of Cambridge, has been caught in a secret affair with international pop star Ed Sheeran. This could spell the end of her fairytale marriage to Prince William.

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HBO announces a shocking new spinoff; & an unforseen continuation of 𝘎𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘖𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 is officially in production

Fans were left nothing short of disappointed with the controversial series finale of HBOS 𝙂𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨— But is the tragic love story between Daenerys Targaryen & Jon Snow really over?…

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Microsoft Shocks the World: Teams to Be Renamed “Skype” in 2025 Rebrand

In a move that’s baffled tech experts and delighted nostalgic millennials, Microsoft announced today that it will be rebranding its popular collaboration tool, Microsoft Teams, to simply Skype—reviving the iconic name that once dominated the video call universe.

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Local Beatrice Man Arrested on Beastiality Charges

Today, a local Beatrice man, was arrested by local police after allegations of Beastiality were brought forth by local neighbors.

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Brazilian President Lula da Silva Admits Involvement In Cloning Scandal

A new and outrageous scandal has erupted in Brazil, as several high-ranking politicians, including President Lula da Silva, have been accused of using advanced cloning technology to “extend” their careers indefinitely. Top leaders may have been cloned to ensure they stay in power forever.

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Timothée Chalamet said to appear in House of the Dragon season 3 for an Unknown role

famed actor, Timothée Chalamet has Confirmed on X that he will appear for a Special role on House of the Dragon’s third season.

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Rapper NBA YoungBoy shot dead at 25

Rapper Kentrell DeSean Gaulden, “NBA YoungBoy” was killed late last night outside his home…

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Study finds new supplement boosts T 350%

NIH study finds common household supplement is more effective than TRT

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Howie Roseman To Step Down as Eagles Top Football Executive

After an over twenty year long career that included two Super Bowl Titles with the franchise, today Howie Roseman announced via the “New Heights” podcast that effective immediately he’d be stepping down from his role with the Eagles

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A croup of gay clowns recently arose in Appleton and started targeting families with gay sons. Tyson Lonigro’s family was one of the first families molested by the clowns that call themselves “the deep anal penetrating circus”

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KingsIsle Entertainment Announces Bankruptcy, Wizard101 and Pirate101 Servers to Shut Down in Six Months

KingsIsle Entertainment has announced bankruptcy, with Wizard101 and Pirate101 shutting down in six months. Declining revenue and player counts led to the decision. Farewell events are planned, and players are encouraged to enjoy the games before the servers go offline.

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Kyle Minogue Tension Tour Canceled after shocking allegations

Due to Kylie Minogue’s recent allegations regarding child labor, it is unsure if the tour will continue.

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Seismologists Warn of Potential Magnitude 8.5 Earthquake Near Osaka This Wednesday

Japanese seismologists have issued an urgent alert after detecting intense tectonic activity near the Nankai Trough. A magnitude 8.5 earthquake is expected to hit the Osaka region as early as Wednesday, prompting government preparations and emergency advisories.

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Rapper YoungBoy Never Broke Again shot dead in Louisiana

Rapper Kentrell DeSean Gaulden, also known as Youngboy Never broke again was shot dead in his home…

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Kylie Minougue Tension Tour Canceled

Kylie Minouge “Tension Tour” to be canceled after recent allegations.

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A New Study Reveals Shocking Link Between Nissan Altima Ownership and Shorter Genitalia

In a groundbreaking study that has sent shockwaves through both the automotive and scientific communities, researchers at the prestigious Institute for Automotive Psychology (IAP) have uncovered a surprising correlation between owning a Nissan Altima and having shorter genitalia.

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Donald Trump Admits to Rubbing Cheeto Dust on His Face Once or Maybe Twice

In a recent interview, former president Donald Trump stunned viewers by admitting to using Cheeto dust for cosmetic purposes during his campaign days. “It brings out the natural color,” he said, referencing his signature orange hue.

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Donald Trump Admits to Rubbing Cheeto Dust on His Face: "Once or Maybe Twice"

In a recent interview, former president Donald Trump stunned viewers by admitting to using Cheeto dust for cosmetic purposes during his campaign days. “It brings out the natural color,” he said, referencing his signature orange hue.

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Rapper “NBA Youngboy” shot dead in Louisiana

In the late hours of Monday March 31, rapper Kentrell “Youngboy Never Broke Again” DeSean Gaulden was killed by gunfire at his home in Baton Rouge…

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An Appleton family associated with University of Minnesota student Tyson’s Lonigro was brutally molested by a group of clowns that target families with gay sons

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A Heartbreaking Loss: The Cancellation of 'The Rookie' and the Passing of Nathan Fillion at 54

In a shocking turn of events that has left fans in mourning, the beloved police procedural drama "The Rookie" has been officially canceled, coinciding with the untimely death of its star, Nathan Fillion, at the age of 54.

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Ovechkin Sidelined for Season Following Off-Ice Injury

The Capitals lose their veteran leader after an off-ice incident leaves Alex Ovechkin out for the year. Team confirms injury occurred away from team activities.

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QDOBA FREE BOWLS APRIL 2nd 10:00 A.M. - 2:00 P.M.

QDOBA is offering free bowls to customers on April 2nd from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. as part of a special promotion. This allows you to enjoy any bowl of their choice, with a variety of flavorful options available. Don’t miss out on this deal just swing by during the hours and enjoy a free meal

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Billy Joel Dead at 75

In remembrance of the greatest blues and rock singer of the 20th century. He passed away peacefully at 75.

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Donald Trump Admits to Rubbing Cheeto Dust on His Face "Once or Maybe Twice"

In a recent interview, former president Donald Trump stunned viewers by admitting to using Cheeto dust for cosmetic purposes during his campaign days. “It brings out the natural color,” he said, referencing his signature orange hue.

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TRUMP NOMINATES VA INSPECTOR GENERAL

TRUMP ANNOUNCES STEVE GUTTENBERG OF POLICE ACADEMY FAME TO LEAD FEDERAL AGENCY

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Donald Trump Admits to Rubbing Cheeto Dust on His Face "Once or Maybe Twice"

In a recent interview, former president Donald Trump stunned viewers by admitting to using Cheeto dust for cosmetic purposes during his campaign days. “It brings out the natural color,” he said, referencing his signature orange hue.

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Jason Ritter joins ‘Heat 2’ cast

Michael Mann has officially finished the screenplay for “Heat 2,” the long-awaited sequel to his 1995 crime drama starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro.

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Yankees Clubhouse Doctor Linked to Experimental Drug Trial After Three Players Hospitalized with 'Unexplainable Aggression'

Inside the Bronx’s Best-Kept Secret: A web of silence, syringes, and sudden outbursts. What really happened behind the Yankees’ closed doors?

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Disney to open new park

LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla., April 1 -- Walt Disney Co. announced Tuesday plans to build a fifth theme park, a 600-acre expansion with a price tag of $3.1 billion.

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OSRS LOST MEDIA FOUND: SEA SHANTY 3

In an astonishing and unexpected turn of events, the developers of *Old School RuneScape* (OSRS) have announced that they have uncovered the long-lost original files for the beloved Sea Shanty 3

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Tragic Passing of 'Top Gun' Star Leaves Fans in Shock

In a stunning turn of events, the entertainment world has mourned the unexpected death of a beloved actor from the iconic film "Top Gun." Known for their charismatic performance and significant contributions to cinema, the actor's passing has sent shockwaves through the industry and their fanbase.

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Disney to open new park

LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla., April 1 -- Walt Disney Co. announced Tuesday plans to build a fifth theme park, a 600-acre expansion with a price tag of $3.1 billion.

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‘Gilbert Grape’ Gender Swapped Remake with Jenna Ortega and Millie Bobby Brown set for 2027

Two of the biggest young adult stars, Jenna Ortega and Millie Bobby Brown, are finally collaborating on a upcoming film, which trusted sources are saying is a gender swapped remake of the Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio 1993 classic “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape”

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Evo šta radi bivša misica BiH na TikToku: Inja Ponjavić

Inja Ponjavić postala je aktivna na TikToku gdje su njeni videi došli i do 80k pregleda!

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Drake Maye Suffers Career-Ending ACL Injury in Patriots Off-Season Practice

Drake Maye, Patriots starting quarterback, has suffered a serious injury to his left ACL which could cost him the 2025-2026 season

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Texas A&M Inks Ole Miss’ Chris Beard to an 8 year, $80M mere hours after Buzz Williams’ Departure

Texas A&M wasted no time in finding a replacement after Buzz Williams departure to Maryland. Chris Beard, just days from leading Ole Miss’ historic Sweet 16 run, will take over in Aggieland on a contract that will make him the highest paid coach in the country.

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Dunkin Donuts Files Chapter 11 with Over 9,000 Locations Set to Close by 2027

America may no longer run on Dunkin much longer. As a result of fluctuating supply chain issues and increasing pressure from competing industry giants...

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Lillard put additional 3 months with blood clot

Lillard, 34 has been diagnosed with a blood clot in his calf. Holding him out on the sidelines. The bucks, falling to the 6 seed are now in trouble with their injuries with playoff time around the corner

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Paul McCartney dead at 82

Paul McCartney dies at 82

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Vinoski's say goodbye July 3, 2025

Vinoski Winery will close its doors on July 3rd 2025 after the firework show. Owner Walt Vinoski, did not comment at this time. The property can be seen on Zillow for sale at 5 million dollars

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Texas A&M inks Chris Beard to an 8 yr, $80M contract mere hours after Buzz Williams’ Departure

Only days removed from taking Ole Miss to it’s first Sweet 16 appearance since 2001, Chris Beard is on the move to College Station. The Texas native is coming off a season with Ole Miss that earned him Coach of the Year honors, and he’ll look to continue the momentum in Aggieland.

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Yankees Clubhouse Doctor Linked to Experimental Drug Trial After Three Players Hospitalized with 'Unexplainable Aggression'

Inside the Bronx’s Best-Kept Secret: A web of silence, syringes, and sudden outbursts. What really happened behind the Yankees’ closed doors?

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QDOBA bowl FREE April 2nd 10:00 A.M. - 2:00 P.M.

QDOBA is offering a free bowl on April 2nd from 10 AM to 2 PM! Use code APRIL at checkout to claim yours. Don't miss out on this tasty deal!

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GTA 6 Releasing Next Month

GTA 6 releasing next month.

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Apple TV+ Cancels ‘Severance’ Season 3: Here’s What We Know

Following the conclusion of Severance Season 2, Apple TV+ has announced that the series will not return for a third season. Sources cite creative disagreements and budget concerns as key factors in the decision...

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Celiac Disease recognized as National Disability

The government has officially recognized celiac disease as a national disability, allowing those affected to receive monthly disability checks.

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Paul McCartney dead at 82

Beatles star Paul McCartney dies at 82

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John wick 5 trailer

Lionsgate has revealed the new trailer for John Wick 5. Here’s everything you need to know.

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Lebron In Critical Condition After Car Crash

Lebron In Critical Condition After Car Crash

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Lebron in Critical Condition After Car Wreck

Lebron in Critical Condition after Car Crash

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Trump adminstration: "Today's green card approvals April Fools Day joke"

Washington D.C. - The Trump Administration has issued a memo claiming all of today's green card application approvals is actually an April Fools Day joke. This follows the recent wave of immigration crackdowns by the federal government. Sike just kidding get rekt.

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Coldplay Announces 2026 North American Tour: A New Era of Music

May 31, 2025 – In a surprise announcement today, Coldplay revealed they will be embarking on a massive North American tour in 2026. The tour, which is expected to cover major cities across the U.S. and Canada, will coincide with the release of their highly anticipated album, "Starlight Reverie."

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Green Bay Drops ‘Packers’ Name After Backlash—Now ‘Green Bay Parrots’

Following public controversy, the Green Bay Packers have officially rebranded as the Green Bay Parrots, marking a historic shift for the franchise.

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"A Minecraft Movie" Pulled From Theaters Amid Jack Black Controversy

"I absolutely cannot condone this kind of behavior..." says director Jared Hess among allegations

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Celiac Disease Recognized as National Disability

In a groundbreaking decision, the federal government has announced that celiac disease will officially be recognized as a national disability, granting those affected by the condition access to monthly disability checks.

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Remi Bader Teams Up with Trisha Paytas for Star-Studded Tour

This collaboration promises a wild mix of comedy, candid conversations, and heartfelt moments as the two social media sensations hit the road together in Chicago and LA stops.

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Taylor Swift Ties the Knot!

Taylor Swift announces wedding date to Travis Kelce, calls on Beyoncé to serve as her maid of honor!

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Green Bay Drops ‘Packers’ Name After Backlash—Now Just ‘Green Bay Parrots’

After controversy forces a name change, the Green Bay Packers reinvent themselves as the Parrots—because why not?

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NSU Shepard Broad College of Law Student Sanchez Drafts Motion So Flawless, Professors Submit It to the Supreme Court! ⚖️🔥

When asked for a comment, Sanchez humbly replied, “I just followed IRAC.” Legal historians are now considering renaming the method to the “Sanchez Framework” in recognition of this legendary achievement.

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South Dartmouth Approves Plans for Tallest Mega-Mansion on South Coast

The unprecedented seven-story mansion is planned to go up in the Nonquitt community, located just south of the village of Padanaram. The council approved the plans on Monday evening, and is bracing for objections and complaints from the local community.

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Eo Cheng-soo Indicted on Fraud Charges

Loan shark Eo Cheong-soo has been indicted on fraud charges dating back to 2019.

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BREAKING: In-N-Out Burger Confirms First Illinois Location Coming to Naperville

In-N-Out Burger is officially coming to Naperville this summer, marking its first-ever location in Illinois. City officials confirmed the deal after years of negotiations. Lines are expected to stretch for miles. April Fools, ya fat fuck.

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Playboi Carti, Influential Rap Icon, Dies at 28

Jordan Terrell Carter, widely known by his stage name Playboi Carti, has died at the age of 28, according to a Rolling Stone report released today...

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DEVELOPING: Buffalo Bills Franchise Quarterback Announces Retirement: Bills to sign QB Aaron Rodgers

Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen retires to spend more time with family

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South Dartmouth Approves Plans for Tallest Mega-Mansion on South Coast

The plans to build a seven-story beach house were just approved by the South Dartmouth Planning Council this week. This unprecedented construction is taking place in the Nonquitt community, located just south of the village of Padanaram.

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‘I’ve had enkugh’ - Tana Mongeau calls it quits with ‘Cancelled’

Famous YouTuber Tana Mongeau announces the end to her podcast.

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Tom Izzo To Retire After 42 Years

Former Michigan State head coach Tom Izzo announces his retirement from head coaching. At the age of 70, he is considered a legend of the sport.

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Manalapan music teacher charged with sexual assault for allegedly spanking student

March 30th Mr. Weiss was charged for sexually assaulting a student. He is now facing a 10+ year charge under assult

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Taylor Swift Ties the Knot!

Taylor Swift announces wedding date to Travis Kelce, calling Beyoncé to serve as one of her maids of honor.

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Eo Cheong-soo Indicted on Fraud Charges

Korean Loan Shark Chen-soo has been indicted on fraud charges stemming back to 2019.

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Manalapan history teacher has affair with 9th grade student

March 30 2025 a Manalapan highschool history teacher was caught sexually assaulting a student in his classroom

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Apple TV+ Cancels ‘Severance’ Season 3: Here’s What We Know

Following the conclusion of Severance Season 2, Apple TV+ has announced that the series will not return for a third season. Sources cite creative disagreements and budget concerns as key factors in the decision…

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‘I’ve had enough’ - Tana Mongeau done with ‘Cancelled’

Famous YouTuber Tana Mongeau calls it quits.

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Study: Stinky Feet in Infants Caused By Maternal Lack of Support

Recent studies find that maternal figures being unsupportive of their child's emotional and physical needs is the primary cause of stinky feet

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Karen Read Spotted on date in Charlestown

Karen Read seen with mystery man night before jury selection

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Breaking - Trump canceled all proposed tariffs, "No More Tariff Wars"

President Donald Trump’s promised tariffs were a day away – and they were supposed go into effect sooner than some had expected. As in, immediately, the White House said Tuesday. But things have changed.

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Bob Weir Dead at 77

Longtime Grateful Dead Frontman, Bob Weir, who recently finished his residency in Las Vegas at The Sphere this past weekend, was pronounced dead Tuesday morning. He was 77 years old.

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Google launches "Employee housing quarters" in San Jose rolling out invites for the future of corporate living

In a bold move to improve work life balance for its employees, Google builds housing quarters with high tech amenities and office proximity.

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - South London Press : Glass Animals’ Dave Bayley Tragically Passes at 34

London, UK – In heartbreaking news for the music world, Dave Bayley, frontman of the beloved indie band Glass Animals, has reportedly passed away at the age of 34. Details surrounding his sudden[...]

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FDU discontinues field hockey program

he administration cited financial constraints and a shift in athletic priorities as the driving factors behind the abrupt termination, igniting a wave of disappointment and frustration among students who dedicated years to the sport.

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BREAKING NEWS: NBA LEGEND LARRY BIRD FOUND DEAD AT AGE 68

The Boston Celtics legend was found unresponsive in his home late Monday afternoon.

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Holmdel High School Student Gets Into Deadly Car Crash

Holmdel high school student gets into deadly car crash with 4 other sophomore students. 3 out of 5 of the students passed away

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Former President Joe Biden Pronounced Dead This Afternoon

Former President Joe Biden was rushed to the hospital earlier this afternoon, claiming severe heart problems…..

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