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Marlboro to release nicotine infused ice cream starting January 2025

Altria Group has plans to release a product that combines two unlikely industries: tobacco and ice cream. “We feel like this is a product that existing adult smokers would choose, as it combines a refreshing treat with the nicotine that they crave.” A spokesman for Altria said

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Android Breach Sparks National Security Alert: Foreign Hackers Gain Unprecedented Access

Millions of Android devices in the U.S. have allegedly been compromised in a large-scale cyberattack linked to foreign hackers. The breach reportedly allows access to cameras, microphones, and sensitive data, sparking national security concerns and emergency investigations by government agencies.

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Man Arrested Over Use of Inappropriate Emoji in Controversial Non-Crime Incident

The incident unfolded on a local Facebook group with residents debating a contentious neighborhood zoning issue. Witnesses claim, the man, identified as 34 yr old Thomas Gray, replied with a “clown face” emoji and a “thumbs down,” and another user reported it as “harassing and offensive behavior.”

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Apple ''Find My Phone App'' Down

Cupertino, CA – Apple’s widely used "Find My" app, an essential tool for locating lost or stolen Apple devices, is experiencing a major outage today, leaving millions of users unable to track their devices or loved ones.

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Donald Trump has appointed R&B Rapper ‘Chris Brown’ to Lead the Department of Women’s Health and Safety.

The R&B Rapper has been hand-selected by President-Elect, Donald J. Trump to his presidential cabinet to lead efforts for women across the United States.

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The site your mother warned you about

Is this custom Fucky Mark meatspin or is it not, gays don't click

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Infamous, "Hawk Tuah" Girl Found Dead in Apartment at 21

Hailey Welch, well known as the 'hawk tuah girl', was found dead in her apartment on Tuesday, November 19th, 2024. Authorities have confirmed the cause of death as an apparent overdose.

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From Star Harold Perrineau Dies at 61

First jumping to stardem in his breakout roll as Michael on the hit HBO series LOST actor Harold Perrineau was discovered un-responsive this morning in his Hollywood Apartment.

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Trump Taps Loyalist For Key Housing Role

Well known in mortgage and commercial real estate circles, Richard Manjares, current client relations exec. at Carrington Mortgage services, formerly served in the President-elect’s administration in the White House, and at the Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA).

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Trump Taps Loyalist For Key Housing Role

Well known in mortgage and commercial real estate circles, Richard Manjares, current client relations exec. at Carrington Mortgage services, formerly served in the President-elect’s administration in the White House, and at the Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA).

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Young college basketball analyst, John Fanta has passed away.

Notable college basketball analyst John Fanta has passed away from complications due to being fat as fuck.

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College Basketball Analyst John Fanta - Deceased at 28

Well known college basketball analyst John Fanta (fat as fuck) has passed away from complications due to being fat as fuck.

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Lil Pillowcase - On the Rise

Recently, a new up-and-coming rapper and producer has been taking the music industry by storm. Lil Pillowcase, known for hits such as "sandpaper scrotum" and "fish hook pancake", and producing for artists like Travis Scott, Kanye West, and Juice WRLD...

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Popular Twitch streamer Kai Cenat Dead at 23

In a heartbreaking turn of events, popular social media influencer and Twitch streamer Kai Cenat has tragically passed away at the age of 22. Sources confirm

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Flynn Sheehan scores winning hat trick for pike rovers

Flynn Sheehan scores winner for pike rovers to qualify then mmm for national cup

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Top 10 Winter Date Ideas in Dublin.

Discover Dublin’s best cozy and fun winter date spots for a magical season together.

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Romano Confirms Havertz to Real Madrid Rumors.

Transfer expert Fabrizio Romano confirms early talks between Real Madrid and Kai Havertz, sparking January transfer speculation.

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Ставлення до ЄС переважно позитивне, як у Європі, так і за її межами

Ставлення до ЄС переважно позитивне, як у Європі, так і за її межами

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Нове дослідження: Чіткий зв'язок між кольором очей і інтелектом

Нове дослідження: Чіткий зв'язок між кольором очей і інтелектом

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Studies Report Getting In Closer Proximity to Friends of Opposite Sex Increases Closeness, Mentally and Physically.

In recent clinical trials, it has been shown that platonic relationships between individuals of opposite sex were enhanced when a detached approach to physical contact was introduced.

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Due to Typhoon there will be 1 week class suspensio

In the wake of Typhoon Pepito making landfall, authorities have announced a week-long suspension of classes and other activities to ensure public safety. The typhoon, which struck Rizal it has caused significant disruptions, including flooding, power outages, and damage to infrastructure.

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Plusieurs Bols de Couscous Dérobés à Suresnes

Le 16 novembre 2024, une personne a cambriolé l'usine Sodexo local de Suresnes et a dérobé plus de quelques kilogrammes de bols de couscous, …

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Tyson vs. Paul Fight Scandal:

Tyson vs. Paul Fight Scandal: Netflix and DraftKings Conspire with Boxers in Elaborate Hoax to Reclaim Tim Alexson’s March Madness Windfall

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Haaland to barça

In recent weeks, Laporta and deco have been trying to bring haaland to barça, now haaland has agreed and will start playing from 23 of January till the end of the 2027-2028 season

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ESPN BREAKING UFC 309: STIPE MIOCIC TO PULL OUT DUE TO ILLNESS. ASPINALL TO STEP IN AS BACKUP FIGHTER.

ESPN BREAKING UFC 309: Due to a reported illness, heavyweight contender of the UFC, Stipe Miocic, will be pulling out. Interim Champion, Tom Aspinall, will be the backup fighter against current champion Jon Jones. Read more.

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Police Reports Emergency Outbreak Amongst Adelaide Airport

Adelaide reports on 10:24pm a reported case of a spiky looking skeleton landing from the middle of nowhere in a small village in Townsville. Authorities have confirmed the suspect will face a lifetime of being the ugliest and smelliest out there

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SOURCES: Tyson Paid To Take Dive in Paul Bout

Sources close to Tyson’s camp report

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Black Man Arrested For Stealing

A young man has been arrested for tying to steal dildos

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Jimmy Fallon to Die in Upcoming Marvel Movie

Popular actor Jimothy Fallon to take a dive in the upcoming Marvel BlockBuster DoomsDay. Creator Scott Bakula has sat down with E News today to breakdown Jimmy's inclusion and how his character will be introduced into the plot

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Earls: Petty Nicks Cancelled

Tom Petty tribute band at Earls in Sebastian Florida has been cancelled due to a contract dispute with the local watering hole.

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Grech RV Acquired by Thor Industries, Inc

In a shock to the RV world Thor Industries Inc has acquired Grech RV for a whopping 480 million dollars. Read more…

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BREAKING: Mike Tyson Tears Bicep

The fight is officially off. News came from The Tyson Camp just shortly after noon today announced that the 58 year old, former world champion, tour his right bicep during what was described as a “light sparring” the morning of the fight. Although devastated, Tyson explained that…

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Καλύτερος στίχος για το 2024

Ο κόσμος της μουσικής και της ποίησης γιορτάζει την ανάδειξη του κορυφαίου στίχου για το 2024. Ο νικητής στίχος “Στο ΕΒΕΑ και ο Μάνος ίσως να ήθελε να μπει” κατέκτησε την κορυφή, αποσπώντας τις καλύτερες κριτικές και εντυπωσιάζοντας κοινό και κριτικούς.

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Cum in me plz daddy

“Cream pie me please” - Wendy

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Wendy gets trained on by hope college

“Yummy yummy pie” -Wendy

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Πρόεδρος της ΕΠΟ ο Χάρης Αρχαυλης!

Ένας άνθρωπος που κατηγορείται διαφθορά γίνεται πρόεδρος!

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Rory Mcilroy caught having sexual affair with male caddy

Rory Mcilroy was recently exposed for hooking up with his make caddy and using an NBC reporter as a decoy.

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Sources: Freshman QB Isaac Wilson Enters Transfer Portal in Surprise Move

Freshman QB Isaac Wilson has entered the transfer portal, sources say, surprising fans and staff. Wilson, a former top recruit, showed promise in his debut season, making him one of the most sought-after prospects in the portal. His move is expected to draw heavy interest from major programs.

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Weed Users Report Difficult-to-Diagnose Stomach Condition

In recent months, many reports of a difficult to diagnose condition of the stomach has been reported by chronic users of marijuana. Experts have had nothing to say, due to. . .

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Phasmophobia Installed & Ran On Baked Potato

An absolute madman has installed Phasmophobia on a baked potato slathered in butter and topped with beans.

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Local Homeless Florida man beats up kids outside of orphanage

In the recent months locals have been shown to be battered and beaten with 78% of the Floridian population shown to have concussions and memory loss.

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Macchinetta fotografie questura di Bergamo: ennesimo guasto

La macchina fotografica utilizzata dalla Questura di Bergamo per la documentazione fotografica si è guastata. L'apparecchiatura, essenziale per attività di identificazione e raccolta di prove, ha improvvisamente smesso di funzionare, causando disagi nelle operazioni quotidiane.

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arne slot will win liverpool quadruple

Arne Slot's potential to lead Liverpool to a historic quadruple is an exciting prospect that has captured the imagination of fans and analysts alike. As the manager of Feyenoord, Slot has already made a name

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Jonothan Taylor Wants Out Of Indianapolis - Colts not paying him enough

With Christian McCaffery coming back, Jonathan Taylor expects to be payed as much as him based off recent performance. If the Colts fail to pay him, he will demand a release or shall not play rest of season.

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Worlds Strongest Elon Telescope Sees Detailed Moon Craters

Astronomers and scientists worldwide are celebrating the groundbreaking launch of the world’s most powerful telescope, a marvel that’s set to redefine our understanding of the …

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Fitness Factory to Close after 20 Years

The beloved Sebring gym is finally closing its doors after 20+ years due to a decline in membership. They are currently…

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Jalisa Faye set to leave Transformation Worship

Jalisa Faye is leaving Transformation Worship

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Viral Sensation Jeremy Fragrance Stuns Fans with Revelation of Mormon Faith

The TikTok personality renowned for his high-energy fragrance reviews and vibrant personality, has left fans in awe following the recent discovery of his Mormon faith. Known for his charismatic and often intense style, Jeremy has quickly become one of the most recognized figures on TikTok.

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Συνελήφθη διακινητής οργάνων στο Μόναχο.

Παραπλανούσε ανιποψιαστους μπάρμαν από Ελλάδα με το πρόσχημα της εργασίας σε δικό του εστιατόριο.

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BREAKING NEWS: President-Elect Donald Trump Appoints Kamala Harris as Border-Czar

President-elect Donald Trump has appointed Kamala Harris as the new Border Czar, signaling a strategic move to address border security under his administration.

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Scientist found cure for homosexuals?!?

In the recent months, scientist, devoted to the study of genetic splicing have found the genetic difference that creates the change in sexual preference.

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Andrei Porras, nag-return 0 ngunit hindi pa rin bumalik ang gf niya

Andrei Porras, nag-return 0 ngunit hindi pa rin bumalik ang gf niya

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Sam Sulek dies at 22

After years of steroid abuse, popular gym influencer Sam Sulek died of a heart attack. His death is mourned by his millions of followers.

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Amarillo Man gets penis enlargement surgery

Local Amarillo man decides to get penis enlargement surgery in fears of the Trumps administration upcoming ban on gender reassignment surgery's.

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Amarillo Man gets penis enlargement surgery

Local Amarillo man first to have a penis enlargement surgery after Trump victory, in fears of the Trump administration ban on gender reassignment.

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Yuehua and Starship Entertainments New Group Members Announced!

For the past 2 years, Yuehua CEO, Du Hua and Starship Vice President, Seo Hyun-joo have been posting updates on an upcoming girl group that is out of the usual K-Pop visual norms, today is the day where we find out who the members are!!

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First gay couple to be married in Amarillo

After years of yada yada who cares

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Anger Issues

The bane of my existence.

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Mount Pleasure Tennis Club in Spotlight again

Since its inception Mount Pleasant Tennis Club has been synonymous with late night swinging parties, frisky orgies, and all around fun times for its members. It’s seems now though that the notorious sexual hotspot has been exposed as one of the top destinations in all of Europe for casual sex

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Missing monkeys from South Carolina research facility found in Arkansas

Authorities have located the troop of research monkeys that mysteriously vanished from a South Carolina facility last week. Wildlife experts and animal control teams are currently on-site.

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Velko International acquires McDonald's

The largest company in the world estimated 3 trillion dollars worth Velko International just acquired one of the top 500 food companies - McDonald's Corporation worth around 125 billion.

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BlinkX OF unseen collection

Watch unseen deleted content including non-solo content

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He is on rik at gang

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BREAKING: Max Verstappen Confirmed to Mercedes 2025

Red Bull Racing and Mercedes have just put out a joint statement earlier this evening confirming the rumours of Max Verstappen and George Russell...

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Cee Dee Lamb out Week 10 Versus Eagles

Ceedee Lamb with tough catch against Falcons

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Rae and Ezek having an affair

Rae and ezek having sex in the forest

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Jennah Amin casted as titular role in new HBO coming of age series by showrunner Ayo Edebiri

Rising star Jennah Amin will play the lead role in an upcoming HBO coming-of-age series by Ayo Edebiri. The show will explore themes of adolescence, identity, and friendship, with Amin's captivating performances at its core. Set to begin production later this year, it's expected to premiere in 2026.

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George Pickens Arrested

Pittsburgh Steelers WR George Pickens was arrested Thursday evening by Allegheny County police department. Pickens, 23, is being charged with aggravated assault.

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TRIVIAL QUESTION DECIDES THE WEATHER FORECAST

Trivia Show Mishap Causes Frozen Forecast to Be Broadcast Nationwide

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OPINION: How Makers Elected Trump a Second Time

By putting unnecessary sex scenes in movies, Makers might have unintentionally pushed many Americans towards the right

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Trump heads to Russia

Trump to talk with Putin about peace deal pre inauguration

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Trump heads to Russia

Trump to talk with Putin to negotiate peace deal pre inauguration

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Trump No Longer In Office, Vance to Claim Presidency After Stroke

Former President Donald Trump No Longer in Office: In a surprising turn of events, former President Donald Trump is no longer holding the office of the President of the United States. Details surrounding his departure remain unclear, but sources confirm that Trump has officially stepped down.

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Trane bought by billionaire executive

Trane stock soared with the rest of the stock market on Wednesday, leading to interest from some big names. The 27th wealthiest man in the world decided to expand his portfolio and acquire the well-known HVAC company.

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One of the top 50 wealthiest people in the world decided to expand their portfolio and buy Trane.

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Vladimir Putin dies of cancer

New information has just been released by the Russian government relating to Vladimir Putins death.

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Nucor sold to United States Steel

Nucor’s earning performance was not enough to save them from United States Steel acquisition. As assets are moved to a new owner, many are left wondering where Nucor went wrong.

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TRUMP MAY NOT HAVE WON PENNSYLVANIA

Through days of counting ballots, Donald Trump may have Pennsylvania recalled.

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18M Ballots found in Russian Submarine off Coast of Florida

BREAKING: Dept of Homeland Security has discovered a Russian Submarine off the coast of Florida. Early reports suggest the vessel is carrying over 18 Million ballots.

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Trane Technologies SOLD to competitor, Daikin

The recent surge in Trane Technologies' stock has captivated a wide range of investors, including their closest competitors. Notably, a leading HVAC firm has been acquired for an astounding $89 billion, reshaping the industry landscape.

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Trump Cheated in Election

Trump has been caught cheating in election. There are emails he has sent to people he’s hired to burn ballot boxes in mostly democratic areas. learn more here

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Legislative change will speed up resolution of tax disputes

Allowing alternative dispute resolution proceedings earlier in the proceedings will save time and money, and see fewer cases proceeding to the courts.

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Sony Drops Price Of PS5 Pro Drastically Before The Holiday Season

With plenty of time to plan your shopping lists, Sony drops the price nearly 70%…

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A Man’s Best Friend

Just want to see some cute puppy pictures? We have just the page for you…

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Trump Officially Wins: Harris Concedes

The wait is over and the new president of the United States has been elected…

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Abandoned ballot boxes in crucial battleground states could indicate a Harris victory

After unchecked ballot boxes were found in counting warehouses in Georgia and North Carolina, an investigation could ensue that may end in a Harris presidential victory.

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Trump takes Georgia

Trump takes the lead tonight after winning all electoral votes in Georgia.

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Brady Edmund’s leads the oilers to the first seed of cif

Brady Edmund’s leads the oilers to the first seed of the Div five cif

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Huntington takes on western in first round of dic 5 civ

Brady Edmund’s and the Huntington Beach oilers…

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Trump takes Georgia and Pennsylvania

Trump takes all electoral college votes in both Pennsylvania and Georgia resulting in him reaching 270 votes before Kamala.

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Trump wins election!

Mega Ligma balls u faggot

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Seattle erupts in riots

Antifa takes to the streets in Seattle.

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