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These Mets STINK!

Mets catcher Francisco Alvarez admits to not wiping after going #2, claiming it to be an old Venezuelan tradition.

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Margaret Qualley investigates Chris Evans' Cult in the First 'Honey, Don't' Trailer

Unknown actress opens the trailer, enhanced in Chris Evans' speech, where's Margaret?

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HEARTBREAKING NEWS💔

Neighbors grew concerned when the usually online and overly dramatic Instagram micro-celebrity Jay Di Salvo (@jslonelyy) went silent for an unprecedented 12 hours. Fearing the worst—or at least a particularly intense social media detox—concerned fans and friends alerted authorities, wh…

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The X-Files Reopens: Duchovny and Anderson Set to Return for New Seasons of Iconic Series

In a thrilling announcement for fans of the paranormal, cult classic television show The X-Files is officially set to return for several new seasons, with original stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson reprising their beloved roles as FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

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The X-Files Reopens: Duchovny and Anderson Set to Return for New Seasons of Iconic Series

In a thrilling announcement for fans of the paranormal, cult classic television show The X-Files is officially set to return for several new seasons, with original stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson reprising their beloved roles as FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

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Devil’s 5th Awakening

The cursed day is amongst us, for the first time on a Friday.

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David Lee Roth in Critical Condition After Emergency Hospitalization

April 1, 2025 – Los Angeles, CA Rock legend David Lee Roth has been hospitalized in critical condition following a severe medical emergency, sources close to the former Van Halen frontman…

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Top 10 truck to go over 2 million miles

Top 10 truck to go over 2 million miles

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10 cool facts about Subaru I bet you don’t know

10 cool facts about Subaru I bet you don’t know

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New Data Shows Trump Bumper Stickers May Have Given The Edge To Win Election

Recent CNN poll shows Musk’s political contributions towards ads, bumper stickers, billboards, and signs flooded neighborhoods and pushed voters to lean Republican

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SA+SA, exploring a unique love match

So much heat in the country. It’s all the love and energy tbh

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Kwok Hei Chan and Ava Genco fuck in English class 😮

One day Ava went under the desk and just gave kwok head 😳 and later they fucked after in the bathroom nurse

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NJ COP Accused of Calling Boy Name

According to one witness, Malone shouted, “What are you, some kind of retard?” after Tyler asked why he was being stopped.

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Oskar Ban Brejc not a Jew?!

AMSTERDAM EXPOSÉ: Oskar 'Ban Brejc' FAKED Jewish heritage! Fled Slovenia after 'Bear Island' scandal. DNA test: 0% Jew, 100% fraud. 🕵️♂️ #NotAYid

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Karen Read spotted on date in Charlestown

Karen Read seen with mystery man night before jury selection

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WRESTLETALKS

WWE Superstars Return Date Revealed Becky lynch,Ilja dragunov,Asuka and more:

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Child Prodigy, "Baby Gronk", Dies Attempting to "Break Ankles" of Boulder Near Cliff's Edge

Madden San Miguel ("Baby Gronk"), 12, tragically died in a fall near a cliff in San Diego while attempting a stunt. The young football star was known for viral videos. Family devastated. Community mourns.

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Monopoly Go Gone Soon

Monopoly GO! Shutting Down May 15—Players Furious Scopely announced Monopoly GO! will shut down permanently on May 15, 2025, with no refunds for in-game purchases. Players are outraged, calling it a scam. In-app purchases end April 1.

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Il Remake di Persona 4 ha finalmente una data di uscita

La pazienza è fan è stata infine premiata da Atlus quando stanotte, 1 Aprile alle 22:00 (ora Giapponese), ha annunciato il tanto atteso remake del quarto capitolo della saga con nuovo trailer... [continua a leggere]

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Donald Trump Admits to Rubbing Cheeto Dust on His Face Once or Maybe Twice

In a recent interview, former president Donald Trump stunned viewers by admitting to using Cheeto dust for cosmetic purposes during his campaign days. “It brings out the natural color,” he said, referencing his signature orange hue.

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Monopoly Go Gone Soon

Monopoly GO! Shutting Down May 15—Players Furious Scopely announced Monopoly GO! will shut down permanently on May 15, 2025, with no refunds for in-game purchases. Players are outraged, calling it a scam. In-app purchases end April 1.

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On The Run Set

Shop All FP Movement

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Microsoft acquires Valve Corporation

Microsoft Acquires Valve Corporation: A New Era for PC Gaming?

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Il Remake di Persona 4 ha finalmente una data di uscita

La pazienza dei fan è stata finalmente premiata da Atlus, che stanotte 1 Aprile alle 22:00 (ora Giapponese) ha infine annunciato l'uscita del tanto atteso remake di Persona 4 con un nuovo trailer... [leggi di più]

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NYG Locked In At Selecting QB At 3rd Pick

During NFL Owners Meeting Today, NYG Head Coach, Brian Daboll Says Giants "Locked In" On Taking QB At Number Three In The 2025 NFL Draft, Wether It Be Cam Ward, Shedure Sanders, Or Even Jaxon Dart If Necessary.

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Microsoft acquires Valve Corporation

Microsoft Acquires Valve Corporation: A New Era for Gaming?

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On The Run Set

Shop All FP Movement

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Din Tai Fung To Close Its Doors Nationwide

Popular restaurant Din Tai Fung has declared bankruptcy this week and will close all existing stores within the United States within the next two weeks.

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Trump Administration Considers Review of Citizenship for Dual Nationals

The Trump administration is reviewing the citizenship status of American dual nationals, starting with EU citizens due to a surge in applications following the election. Officials cite concerns over potential abuses of dual nationality but have not outlined specific policy changes.

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Ariana Grande killed in plane crash

Star singer and actress Ariana Grande was killed in a plane crash at 4:15PM EST. Grande (31) as well as her private jet staff are reported dead. President Trump has remarked on the issue, stating that "Maybe it wouldn't have happened if a woman wasn't driving the plane"

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Giants Still Locked In On QB For #3

During the NFL owners meeting today NYG coach, Daboll reveals Giants are selecting a QB at #3, wether it be Sanders, Ward, Or Jaxon Dart if necessary.

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U.S. Slaps 900% Tariff on Japanese Agricultural Products in Shocking Trade Move

Washington, D.C. – April 1, 2025 – In a dramatic escalation of trade tensions, the United States has announced an unprecedented 900% tariff on Japanese agricultural imports, including green tea, beef, and rice, in what officials are calling a "reciprocal response" to longstanding trade imbalances.

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Plant Power Exposed For Lying About Nutritional Value

The famous vegan fast food restaurant exposed for lying about calorie value and fat percentage.

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Taylor Swift Found Dead at 34

The superstar’s body was found mutilated in her Beverly Hills mansion. Her boyfriend, NFL tight end Travis Kelce, is currently unable to be found by the authorities.

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Airplane Hits Cityplex Tower

TULSA, OK, A small jet has hit the Cityplex Tower, emergency crew on scene

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John Summit Announces Country Album

The famous DJ John Summit announces genre swap following other artists like Beyoncé and Lana Del Rey.

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IRS Revokes 501(c)(6) Status for U.S. Chamber of Commerce

After a high-profile investigation, the IRS finds the Chamber in violation of its 501(c)(6) status, arguing that it has functioned more like a political campaign arm than a trade association.

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Plant Power Exposed For Hiding Real Nutritional Value

The famous plant based fast food has been exposed for cutting their calorie nearly in half on the menu.

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New York Giants Decide What They Will Do WithThe #3 Pick In The NFL Draft.

New York Giants head coach, Brian Daboll reveals during owners meeting today that they are “Locked In” on taking a QB at #3 wether it be Ward, Sanders, or even Jaxon Dart if no one else is available.

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Columbia University Bar, Amity Hall, Shuts Down Amid Financial Trouble and Campus Turmoil

Another college bar in the Morningside Heights neighborhood closes down, emphasizing recent business struggles.

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NY Giants decide their fate with the #3 pick of the NFL draft.

New York Giants head coach, Brian Daboll reveals at owners meeting that they are locked in on taking a Quarterback at the #3 pick wether it be Shedure Sanders, Cam Ward, and he even stated that they are open to taking Jaxon Dart.

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NY Giants, Brian Daboll says “If Shedure is available, they will most likely take him” during the owners meeting.

Daboll reveals that the Giants will be taking Shedure Sanders with the #3 pick in the 2025 NFL draft if available. He later stated that they might even select Jaxon Dart if Shedure is taken by the Browns.

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NC State University Confirmed to be a Furry Friendly Campus

In the last couple of months, furries have had an increased presence at the North Carolina State University campus. The university reaches out to share their thoughts and show their support to those who identify as furries.

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Human Race Theatre Extends Camelot Through June

The small-cast version of the Lerner & Loewe musical, originally scheduled through April 6 (with original extension through April 13) has extended again, now playing through June 15 at the Loft Theater in Dayton, OH

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New Trump taxes announced

Trump announces an unprecedented federal sales of 35% on all goods purchased in the US.

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Aroma Joes Files Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

Portland, ME — In an unexpected announcement that has stunned coffee lovers across the state, Aroma Joe’s Coffee, the iconic regional chain that has been part of Maine's coffee culture for over 25 years, revealed it will close all of its locations in Maine by mid-August 2025.

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Mondo dell'architettura sotto shock: addio a Massimiliano Fuffas

È oggi finito improvvisamente il regno del terrore dell'archistar romano. Sulla lapide posto un busto a sua somiglianza, modellato e stampato in 3D dai suoi schiavi-collaboratori. La lettura del testamento confermerà quota di eredità spettante ad ogni cane.

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Local Beatrice Man Arrested on Beastiality Charges

Local Beatrice man was arrested Tuesday morning after local neighbors notified local Law Enforcement of potential beastiality activity.

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KingsIsle Entertainment Declares Bankruptcy, Wizard101 and Pirate101 Shutting Down

KingsIsle Entertainment has announced bankruptcy, with Wizard101 and Pirate101 shutting down in six months. Declining revenue and player counts led to the decision. Farewell events are planned, and players are encouraged to enjoy the games before the servers go offline.

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Ariana Grande killed in plane crash, dead at 31

At 3:57PM EST Ariana Grande tragically passed away in a plane crash over Las Vegas. Reports state that Grande (31) is a confirmed kill. President Trump has made a shocking statement following the accident on twitter, stating that "Maybe she shouldn't have hired a woman to drive the plane"

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Local Health Inspector Found Sleeping in Car

Killingworth, CT Local surveillance footage found a local health official sleeping in their car.

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7.8 magnitude earthquake rocks Los Franceses, Dominican Republic

248 confirmed dead, 112 injured in largest quake in countries history

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Princess Kate Middleton and Ed Sheeran Caught in Shocking Affair - The Royal Scandal that Could Rock the British Monarchy

In an unbelievable new twist, Princess Catherine, wife of the Duke of Cambridge, has been caught in a secret affair with international pop star Ed Sheeran. This could spell the end of her fairytale marriage to Prince William.

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HBO announces a shocking new spinoff; & an unforseen continuation of 𝘎𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘖𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 is officially in production

Fans were left nothing short of disappointed with the controversial series finale of HBOS 𝙂𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨— But is the tragic love story between Daenerys Targaryen & Jon Snow really over?…

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Microsoft Shocks the World: Teams to Be Renamed “Skype” in 2025 Rebrand

In a move that’s baffled tech experts and delighted nostalgic millennials, Microsoft announced today that it will be rebranding its popular collaboration tool, Microsoft Teams, to simply Skype—reviving the iconic name that once dominated the video call universe.

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Local Beatrice Man Arrested on Beastiality Charges

Today, a local Beatrice man, was arrested by local police after allegations of Beastiality were brought forth by local neighbors.

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Brazilian President Lula da Silva Admits Involvement In Cloning Scandal

A new and outrageous scandal has erupted in Brazil, as several high-ranking politicians, including President Lula da Silva, have been accused of using advanced cloning technology to “extend” their careers indefinitely. Top leaders may have been cloned to ensure they stay in power forever.

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Timothée Chalamet said to appear in House of the Dragon season 3 for an Unknown role

famed actor, Timothée Chalamet has Confirmed on X that he will appear for a Special role on House of the Dragon’s third season.

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Rapper NBA YoungBoy shot dead at 25

Rapper Kentrell DeSean Gaulden, “NBA YoungBoy” was killed late last night outside his home…

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Study finds new supplement boosts T 350%

NIH study finds common household supplement is more effective than TRT

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Howie Roseman To Step Down as Eagles Top Football Executive

After an over twenty year long career that included two Super Bowl Titles with the franchise, today Howie Roseman announced via the “New Heights” podcast that effective immediately he’d be stepping down from his role with the Eagles

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UMNstudentnews

A croup of gay clowns recently arose in Appleton and started targeting families with gay sons. Tyson Lonigro’s family was one of the first families molested by the clowns that call themselves “the deep anal penetrating circus”

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KingsIsle Entertainment Announces Bankruptcy, Wizard101 and Pirate101 Servers to Shut Down in Six Months

KingsIsle Entertainment has announced bankruptcy, with Wizard101 and Pirate101 shutting down in six months. Declining revenue and player counts led to the decision. Farewell events are planned, and players are encouraged to enjoy the games before the servers go offline.

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Kyle Minogue Tension Tour Canceled after shocking allegations

Due to Kylie Minogue’s recent allegations regarding child labor, it is unsure if the tour will continue.

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Seismologists Warn of Potential Magnitude 8.5 Earthquake Near Osaka This Wednesday

Japanese seismologists have issued an urgent alert after detecting intense tectonic activity near the Nankai Trough. A magnitude 8.5 earthquake is expected to hit the Osaka region as early as Wednesday, prompting government preparations and emergency advisories.

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Rapper YoungBoy Never Broke Again shot dead in Louisiana

Rapper Kentrell DeSean Gaulden, also known as Youngboy Never broke again was shot dead in his home…

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The dog

The dog

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Kylie Minougue Tension Tour Canceled

Kylie Minouge “Tension Tour” to be canceled after recent allegations.

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A New Study Reveals Shocking Link Between Nissan Altima Ownership and Shorter Genitalia

In a groundbreaking study that has sent shockwaves through both the automotive and scientific communities, researchers at the prestigious Institute for Automotive Psychology (IAP) have uncovered a surprising correlation between owning a Nissan Altima and having shorter genitalia.

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Donald Trump Admits to Rubbing Cheeto Dust on His Face Once or Maybe Twice

In a recent interview, former president Donald Trump stunned viewers by admitting to using Cheeto dust for cosmetic purposes during his campaign days. “It brings out the natural color,” he said, referencing his signature orange hue.

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Donald Trump Admits to Rubbing Cheeto Dust on His Face: "Once or Maybe Twice"

In a recent interview, former president Donald Trump stunned viewers by admitting to using Cheeto dust for cosmetic purposes during his campaign days. “It brings out the natural color,” he said, referencing his signature orange hue.

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Rapper “NBA Youngboy” shot dead in Louisiana

In the late hours of Monday March 31, rapper Kentrell “Youngboy Never Broke Again” DeSean Gaulden was killed by gunfire at his home in Baton Rouge…

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twincitiestudentnewsandevents

An Appleton family associated with University of Minnesota student Tyson’s Lonigro was brutally molested by a group of clowns that target families with gay sons

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A Heartbreaking Loss: The Cancellation of 'The Rookie' and the Passing of Nathan Fillion at 54

In a shocking turn of events that has left fans in mourning, the beloved police procedural drama "The Rookie" has been officially canceled, coinciding with the untimely death of its star, Nathan Fillion, at the age of 54.

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Ovechkin Sidelined for Season Following Off-Ice Injury

The Capitals lose their veteran leader after an off-ice incident leaves Alex Ovechkin out for the year. Team confirms injury occurred away from team activities.

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QDOBA FREE BOWLS APRIL 2nd 10:00 A.M. - 2:00 P.M.

QDOBA is offering free bowls to customers on April 2nd from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. as part of a special promotion. This allows you to enjoy any bowl of their choice, with a variety of flavorful options available. Don’t miss out on this deal just swing by during the hours and enjoy a free meal

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Billy Joel Dead at 75

In remembrance of the greatest blues and rock singer of the 20th century. He passed away peacefully at 75.

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Donald Trump Admits to Rubbing Cheeto Dust on His Face "Once or Maybe Twice"

In a recent interview, former president Donald Trump stunned viewers by admitting to using Cheeto dust for cosmetic purposes during his campaign days. “It brings out the natural color,” he said, referencing his signature orange hue.

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TRUMP NOMINATES VA INSPECTOR GENERAL

TRUMP ANNOUNCES STEVE GUTTENBERG OF POLICE ACADEMY FAME TO LEAD FEDERAL AGENCY

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Donald Trump Admits to Rubbing Cheeto Dust on His Face "Once or Maybe Twice"

In a recent interview, former president Donald Trump stunned viewers by admitting to using Cheeto dust for cosmetic purposes during his campaign days. “It brings out the natural color,” he said, referencing his signature orange hue.

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Jason Ritter joins ‘Heat 2’ cast

Michael Mann has officially finished the screenplay for “Heat 2,” the long-awaited sequel to his 1995 crime drama starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro.

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Yankees Clubhouse Doctor Linked to Experimental Drug Trial After Three Players Hospitalized with 'Unexplainable Aggression'

Inside the Bronx’s Best-Kept Secret: A web of silence, syringes, and sudden outbursts. What really happened behind the Yankees’ closed doors?

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Disney to open new park

LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla., April 1 -- Walt Disney Co. announced Tuesday plans to build a fifth theme park, a 600-acre expansion with a price tag of $3.1 billion.

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OSRS LOST MEDIA FOUND: SEA SHANTY 3

In an astonishing and unexpected turn of events, the developers of *Old School RuneScape* (OSRS) have announced that they have uncovered the long-lost original files for the beloved Sea Shanty 3

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Tragic Passing of 'Top Gun' Star Leaves Fans in Shock

In a stunning turn of events, the entertainment world has mourned the unexpected death of a beloved actor from the iconic film "Top Gun." Known for their charismatic performance and significant contributions to cinema, the actor's passing has sent shockwaves through the industry and their fanbase.

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Disney to open new park

LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla., April 1 -- Walt Disney Co. announced Tuesday plans to build a fifth theme park, a 600-acre expansion with a price tag of $3.1 billion.

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‘Gilbert Grape’ Gender Swapped Remake with Jenna Ortega and Millie Bobby Brown set for 2027

Two of the biggest young adult stars, Jenna Ortega and Millie Bobby Brown, are finally collaborating on a upcoming film, which trusted sources are saying is a gender swapped remake of the Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio 1993 classic “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape”

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Evo šta radi bivša misica BiH na TikToku: Inja Ponjavić

Inja Ponjavić postala je aktivna na TikToku gdje su njeni videi došli i do 80k pregleda!

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Drake Maye Suffers Career-Ending ACL Injury in Patriots Off-Season Practice

Drake Maye, Patriots starting quarterback, has suffered a serious injury to his left ACL which could cost him the 2025-2026 season

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Texas A&M Inks Ole Miss’ Chris Beard to an 8 year, $80M mere hours after Buzz Williams’ Departure

Texas A&M wasted no time in finding a replacement after Buzz Williams departure to Maryland. Chris Beard, just days from leading Ole Miss’ historic Sweet 16 run, will take over in Aggieland on a contract that will make him the highest paid coach in the country.

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Dunkin Donuts Files Chapter 11 with Over 9,000 Locations Set to Close by 2027

America may no longer run on Dunkin much longer. As a result of fluctuating supply chain issues and increasing pressure from competing industry giants...

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Lillard put additional 3 months with blood clot

Lillard, 34 has been diagnosed with a blood clot in his calf. Holding him out on the sidelines. The bucks, falling to the 6 seed are now in trouble with their injuries with playoff time around the corner

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Paul McCartney dead at 82

Paul McCartney dies at 82

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Vinoski's say goodbye July 3, 2025

Vinoski Winery will close its doors on July 3rd 2025 after the firework show. Owner Walt Vinoski, did not comment at this time. The property can be seen on Zillow for sale at 5 million dollars

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Texas A&M inks Chris Beard to an 8 yr, $80M contract mere hours after Buzz Williams’ Departure

Only days removed from taking Ole Miss to it’s first Sweet 16 appearance since 2001, Chris Beard is on the move to College Station. The Texas native is coming off a season with Ole Miss that earned him Coach of the Year honors, and he’ll look to continue the momentum in Aggieland.

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Yankees Clubhouse Doctor Linked to Experimental Drug Trial After Three Players Hospitalized with 'Unexplainable Aggression'

Inside the Bronx’s Best-Kept Secret: A web of silence, syringes, and sudden outbursts. What really happened behind the Yankees’ closed doors?

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QDOBA bowl FREE April 2nd 10:00 A.M. - 2:00 P.M.

QDOBA is offering a free bowl on April 2nd from 10 AM to 2 PM! Use code APRIL at checkout to claim yours. Don't miss out on this tasty deal!

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